Don't follow your dreams; chase them.

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

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  • me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
  • me now: an unappealing awkward person with a blog

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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